1 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,004 (4 Organ plays intro to school song) 2 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:26,858 ♪ Stand up, stand up for College 3 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:32,731 ♪ Each manly voice upraise 4 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:39,204 ♪ Clasp each the hand in brotherhood 5 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:45,748 ♪ And raise the roof with praise 6 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:52,091 ♪ And when these days of school are past 7 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:58,340 ♪ Though near we be or far 8 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:04,683 ♪ We'll stand again for College 9 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:10,393 ♪ Who made us what we are ♪ 10 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:16,740 (Boys' voices fill corridor) 11 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,335 (Boys laughing) 12 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,185 Get that trunk out of the way! 13 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,899 Machin, you bloody shag. 14 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,118 Where's my hockey stick? 15 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,409 Wallace, where's my hockey stick? 16 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,125 Run in the corridor! Run! 17 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,542 Come on, Geoffrey, where are you? 18 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:07,135 Excuse me, I can't see my name. I'm new. 19 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,811 You don't speak to us. 20 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,268 - You're a scum, aren't you? - 1 don't know. 21 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,731 Of course he's a scum. 22 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,351 You're blocking my view, scum. 23 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:19,030 (Rowntree) Scum! 24 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,626 Biles. Markland. 25 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,509 Biles, take these to my study. And this. 26 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,845 And watch those eggs. 27 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:52,350 Markland, warm a lavatory seat for me. I'll be ready in three minutes. 28 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,778 - And who are you? - Please, sir, I'm Jute. 29 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,446 Are you indeed? 30 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,149 Brunning! 31 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,200 This is Jute. 32 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,711 You're Jute's bumf tutor, take him to the sweat room. 33 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,832 And, Jute, you don't call me sir. 34 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,512 Run! Run in the corridor! 35 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,858 (Brunning) Jute! 36 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,949 Here, Jute. 37 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,369 This is your place. 38 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,624 Books and magazines here, food in the locker. 39 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,625 Pinups over here. Okay? 40 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,297 Silence in the sweat room. 41 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,680 I would like to remind the sweat room 42 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,224 that no tinned or potted foods are allowed, 43 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,018 except tinned fruit and baked beans without meat. 44 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,185 (All booing) 45 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,275 Shut up. 46 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,110 Duty scumming list now up. 47 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,526 Junior table and exercise list up in five minutes. 48 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,569 Get on with it. 49 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,214 - Come on up, Bobby. - We want to stroke you. 50 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:49,597 You two, get upstairs and behave yourselves. 51 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,685 - And you, Philips, stop tarting. - I'm not tarting. 52 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,807 You need a haircut. 53 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,438 Right, get a move on. 54 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,742 You've got 30 minutes to get out and get your trunks up into the loft. 55 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:15,497 God. It's Guy Fawkes back again. 56 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,662 - Hello, Michael. - Hello, Mick. 57 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,308 You've got 29 minutes left. 58 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,094 Oh, can it, bog-face. 59 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,304 Lay off it, Stephans, you're monotonous already. 60 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,307 Being lippy, Knightly? 61 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,941 Tidy this disgusting mess. 62 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,576 What the hell's that? 63 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,958 Hey, Peanuts has come back with a bloody ray gun. 64 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,796 It's a bloody ray gun. 65 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:08,793 God, Stephans, you're so ignorant. anyone can see it's a shag spot burner. 66 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,715 Clear your face up in a couple of seconds. 67 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:14,306 Actually, it's a 6-inch standard reflecting telescope. 68 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,180 Well, get it out of here. 69 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:21,514 Knightly, stop preening yourself in that mirror. 70 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,017 Preen, preen, preen and pride. 71 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:41,163 Travis, you're in the house. Take that crap off. 72 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,295 (All shouting) 73 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,468 (Stephans) Go on. Catch him. 74 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,716 - Travis. - Sorry, Denson. 75 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,387 God, you're ugly. 76 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,557 - You look evil. - (Travis) Yeah. 77 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,398 My face is a never-failing source of wonder to me. 78 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:52,317 - What did you grow it for? - To hide my sins. 79 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,876 What do you think of him? 80 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,504 Fantastic. 81 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,927 Put him right in the middle. 82 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,955 Fantastic. 83 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,503 Do you know what I did this summer? 84 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,955 Built a hut in the woods. 85 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:56,798 Lived there for three weeks, by myself, till I ran out of food. 86 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,386 It was an experiment in asceticism. 87 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,177 Penetrating the inner core of my being. 88 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,226 - You do anything good? - I, er... 89 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:14,527 I met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. 90 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,738 You ever been to those pubs? 91 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,993 You should see those old loves dancing, showing their knickers. 92 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,194 Take them off near the end. 93 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,910 She had a weird religion, only kiss on Thursdays. 94 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,208 Took me home to meet her mum and dad. 95 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,206 Well, that finished it. 96 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,255 Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. 97 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,300 (Hand bell ringing) 98 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,975 When do we live? That's what I want to know. 99 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,218 (Boys chattering) 100 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,275 Wally. 101 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,240 Hey, Wallace. Wally-Bum, come with us. 102 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,335 Come on, we're gonna have our tiny parts inspected. 103 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,999 He's not wearing a vest already, is he? 104 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,879 Pass the message down to Biles. Biles, why are you a freak? 105 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,214 Biles, why are you a freak? 106 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,513 Biles, why are you a freak? 107 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,469 Shag off, you creeps. 108 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,483 Now, listen, you've got to know all the seniors' names. 109 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,026 Ask me who someone is. 110 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,695 Brunning, damn you, stop talking. 111 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,474 (Clears throat) 112 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,773 This term. I've just one thing to say to you... 113 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,484 one rule. 114 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,111 Follow it and you won't go wrong. 115 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,443 And it is this: 116 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,243 work, play - 117 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,833 but don't mix the two. 118 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,378 Perhaps some of you new boys are 119 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,297 a little bewildered by the rapid succession of events 120 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,587 which has overtaken you since your arrival, 121 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,670 but you'll soon find your way about. 122 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,723 Just remember that life here is a matter of give and take. 123 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:54,597 We are your new family and you must expect the rough and tumble 124 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,682 that goes with any family life. 125 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,146 We're all here to help each other. 126 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,233 You will find here in College House 127 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:06,567 a discipline, not only to help others, but also to help yourselves. 128 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,447 Help the house and you will be helped by the house. 129 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,712 Now I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new under master, Mr Thomas. 130 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,666 I'm sure you will all help him to find his feet. 131 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,796 Last summer, 132 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,758 this house got itself a reputation for being disgustingly slack. 133 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,721 This term, things are going to be different. 134 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,978 If there's any repetition of that deplorable lack of spirit, 135 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,314 I shall come crashing down on offenders. 136 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,364 We don't intend to carry passengers. 137 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,864 I'd like to remind the house that it's winter term 138 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,112 and that lock-up is at 5:00pm. 139 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,117 Anyone leaving the house after that time 140 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,366 must have a leave signed by a whip. 141 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,743 The town, of course, is out of bounds. 142 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,919 Line up in the usual way for medical inspection. 143 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,959 - (Ringing bell) Line up here. - Alphabetical order. 144 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,174 - Stop talking. - Be quiet. 145 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,931 Health certificate. 146 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,679 - Ringworm? - No. 147 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,021 - Eye disease? - No. 148 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,185 - VD? - No. 149 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,774 - Confirmation class? - No. 150 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,143 - Next. - Next. 151 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,569 Next. 152 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,028 Confirmation class? 153 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,022 - Ringworm? - No. 154 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,148 - Eye disease? - No. 155 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,446 - VD? Confirmation class? - No. No. 156 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,319 - Confirmation class. - Wake up, you. 157 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,783 - Next. - Certificate. 158 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,706 (Denson) Ringworm? (Boy) No. 159 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,495 (Denson) Eye disease? (Fortinbras) Ringworm? 160 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,789 (Fortinbras) Eye disease? (Denson) Confirmation class? 161 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,286 (Fortinbras) VD? (Boy) No. 162 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,584 (Denson) Ringworm? (Fortinbras) Right, next. 163 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:49,086 (4 All singing parody of school anthem: "Sit down, sit down for Jesus") 164 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,305 Quiet in the dormitory! 165 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,673 (Singing continues) 166 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,392 QUIET! 167 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,636 Look at fatso's blubber. 168 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,518 It's disgusting, it's a disease. 169 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,814 (Boys laughing) 170 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,809 Christ, I'm infected. 171 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,609 I've got elephantitis. My legs have swollen up. 172 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,401 (Jeering and shouting) 173 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,822 Get out of it. Get out. Go. 174 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,949 Come on, move it. 175 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,247 Come on, Keating, get out of there. 176 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,500 Fatso hasn't got elephantitis, he's just a fat Jew. 177 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,293 Watch it, spotty. 178 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,046 You're not a whip yet. 179 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,887 Look, any more lip from you two, you'll be down for a cold shower. 180 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,890 (Both) Dormitory inspection in three minutes! 181 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,234 The central heating doesn't come this far, I'm afraid. 182 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,819 But the room itself is quite warm. 183 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,298 It's a little bare, but Mr Britton made it very snug. 184 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,759 The marvellous thing is you're completely quiet up here. 185 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,308 You can see the chapel spire when the leaves fall. 186 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,645 Have you a shilling? 187 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,109 Yes. 188 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,416 Do come down and see us if you're at all lonely. 189 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,751 Thank you so much, Mrs Kemp. 190 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,627 (Denson and Fortinbras) Junior dormitory inspection now! 191 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,091 (Door opens) 192 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,198 - What's this? - My diary. 193 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,285 Well, keep it downstairs in the sweat room. 194 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,506 All right. Good standard, Machin. Keep it up. 195 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,715 Good night. 196 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,675 (All) Good night. 197 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,343 (Gargling) 198 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,930 (Stephans) Come on, Travis, stop showing off. 199 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:50,267 (Denson and Fortinbras) Senior dormitory inspection now! 200 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,043 - Good evening. - Good evening. 201 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,432 Your hair's still long. Get it cut. 202 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,984 Otherwise, very good, Stephans. 203 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,187 Lights out in 30 seconds. 204 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,696 Good night. 205 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,361 No talking. 206 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,151 Silence. 207 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,992 (Door closing) 208 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,294 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. 209 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,539 (Slow clapping continues) 210 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,168 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 211 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,889 Oh, jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 212 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,803 You three had better watch it. 213 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,303 Don't push us, Stephans, the day is coming. 214 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,727 What day? 215 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,772 One night we're going to massacre you, Stephans. 216 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,019 I'll do you for free. 217 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,443 (Denson) Town-side windows and skylights open tonight. 218 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,447 (Whips) Lights out! 219 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:35,915 (Travis) Stephans, whatever you're doing now... 220 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,757 don't. 221 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,671 (Stephans) Quiet. 222 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,670 (Wallace) Hey, Peanuts. 223 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,015 Peanuts, is it true you've become a Buddhist? 224 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,223 (Peanuts) What? 225 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,474 (Jackson) Christ. 226 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,895 Don't you know Buddhists believe in being immoral? 227 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,934 They worship sex. 228 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,027 (Peanuts) You mean Hindus. The Hindus worship sex. 229 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,738 (Stephans) Shut up. Go to sleep. 230 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,740 (Peanuts) Paradise is for the blessed, not for the sex-obsessed. 231 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,372 (J Congregation sings hymn) 232 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,421 ♪ Who would true valour see 233 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:24,512 ♪ Let him come hither 234 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:30,264 ♪ One here will constant be 235 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:35,099 ♪ Come wind, come weather 236 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:40,403 ♪ There's no discouragement 237 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,319 ♪ Shall make him once relent 238 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,654 ♪ His first avowed intent 239 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,953 ♪ To be a pilgrim 240 00:20:55,045 --> 00:21:04,136 ♪ Since, Lord, Thou dost defend us with Thy Spirit 241 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:08,549 ♪ We know we at the end 242 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:13,057 ♪ Shall life inherit 243 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:18,141 ♪ Then fancies flee away 244 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,605 ♪ I'll fear not what men say 245 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,362 ♪ I'll labour night and day 246 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:31,910 ♪ To be a pilgrim ♪ 247 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,158 (Reverend) Let us pray. 248 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,387 (J Toccata from Widor's "Organ Symphony No. 5") 249 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,949 I can't promise anything, but I'll see if there's a space for him. 250 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,488 Ah, Rowntree. 251 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,405 That'll be all. Thank you, Finchley. 252 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,533 I want to see all whips in my study after break. 253 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,784 Right, sir. 254 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,957 Oh, how was India? Enjoy it? Jolly good. 255 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,295 Bridges. 256 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,756 Bridges, I shall be taking the modern sixth 257 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,171 for business management this term. I hope you don't mind. 258 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,589 Yes. Yes, of course, Headmaster. 259 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,007 - Headmaster... - Just a moment, Kemp. 260 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,925 I made it late school Thursdays, okay? 261 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,344 Yes, Kemp, sorry. 262 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,137 Headmaster, may the dramatic society 263 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,307 use your study for their Monday readings? 264 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,351 Oh, well. I'll have to come back to you on that one, Kemp. 265 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,770 Padre, that was a super voluntary you gave us this morning. 266 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,769 - What was it, 18th century? - Buxtehude, Headmaster. 267 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,942 Really? Well, it was lovely. 268 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,912 Here, you've heard what's happened to the orchestra this term? 269 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,335 No girls from Springfield, complete ban. 270 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,341 That's unfair. Why? 271 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,674 Oh, their breasts were getting too big, temptations of the devil. 272 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,722 How will we survive? 273 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:17,435 Excuse me, do you mind not picking your shag spots in here? 274 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,727 (All laugh) 275 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,561 I think it best if we ignore each other this term. 276 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,902 How the hell can we with you spewing pus all over the room? 277 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,604 - You drips. - Shut up. 278 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,356 Shut up, Travis. 279 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,858 (Stewart singing) 280 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:35,453 ♪ I'll fear not what men say 281 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,243 ♪ I'll labour night and day 282 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,960 ♪ To be a pilgrim ♪ 283 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,210 (Hums tune) 284 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,180 Your holiday essays. 285 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,389 Graves, charming. 286 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,434 Keating, good, making an effort at last. 287 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,316 Denson, bad. 288 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,989 Cox, Stephans, distribute. 289 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,152 I'm afraid, Michael Travis, I lost your essay 290 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:19,239 somewhere in the Mont Blanc tunnel, but I'm sure it was good. 291 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,202 Right. 292 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,924 Europe in the 19th century and the growth of nationalism. 293 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,632 In studying the 19th century, one thing will be clear, 294 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:39,684 that the growth of technology, telegraph, cheap newspapers, railways, transport, 295 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:43,183 is matched by a failure of imagination, Denson. 296 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:46,607 A fatal inability to understand the meaning and consequences 297 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:50,649 of all these levers and wires and railways, 298 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,234 climaxing in 1914, 299 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,324 when the German Kaiser is told by his generals 300 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,864 that he cannot stop the war he has started because 301 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:02,992 it would spoil the railway timetables upon which victory depended. 302 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,462 Or perhaps you fashionably and happily believe 303 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,465 that it's all a simple matter of evil dictators 304 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,923 rather than whole populations of evil people like... 305 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,839 ...ourselves? 306 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,560 Do you disagree? 307 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,604 Don't you find this view of history facile? 308 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,065 No? 309 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,190 Do you have a view? 310 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,868 Well, if you insist on staring at me like a load of Christmas puddings, 311 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,076 you can at least write. 312 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:47,202 Perhaps you'll allow me to teach you, Travis, to make drudgery divine. 313 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,088 It has been said of George lll 314 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:54,293 that he was a mollusc who never found his rock. 315 00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,510 Said by whom? Travis? 316 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,686 Plumb. JH Plumb? 317 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,398 Possibly. 318 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,814 What were the failures of the British Constitution 319 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:20,903 and the political parties that prevented the mollusc king from finding his rock? 320 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,530 A 20-minute essay and without notes. 321 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,288 What's a mollusc for God's sake? 322 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,971 (Reverend) Two triangles are congruent 323 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:47,182 when one fits exactly over the other. 324 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,729 The sides of the one equal the sides of the other. 325 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:58,531 The angles of the one equal the angles of the other. 326 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,282 - Understand, Brunning? - Yes, sir. 327 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,525 Good. 328 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:08,325 Sine A equals BC over AB 329 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:13,292 equals the perpendicular over the hypotenuse. 330 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,917 - Right, Jute? - Yes, sir. 331 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,505 (Headmaster) College is a symbol of many things: 332 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,261 scholarship, 333 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,635 integrity in public office, 334 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:31,017 high standards in the television and entertainment worlds, 335 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,941 huge sacrifice in Britain's wars. 336 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,644 (Drill sergeant) Eyes left. 337 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,905 Of course, some of our customs are silly. 338 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,119 You could say we were middle class. 339 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:51,167 But a large part of the population is in the process of becoming middle class, 340 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,831 and many of the middle class's moral values 341 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,792 are values that the country cannot do without. 342 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,090 We must not expect to be thanked. 343 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:02,469 Education in Britain is a nubile Cinderella - 344 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,381 sparsely clad and much interfered with. 345 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,224 (All laugh) 346 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:13,181 Britain today is a powerhouse of ideas, experiment, imagination, 347 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:17,185 on everything from pop music to pig breeding, 348 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,896 from atom power stations to miniskirts. 349 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,649 And that's the challenge we've got to meet. 350 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:29,452 There are boys in College in whom the muscles of creativeness are flexing, 351 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,367 the pinions of imagination twitching. 352 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,878 That's what makes my job worth doing. 353 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,831 That's what makes College an exciting place. 354 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,480 (Brunning) John Thomas? (Jute) Tom Thomas. 355 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,315 - The headmaster? - Flossie. 356 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:59,234 - The chaplain? - Um, Chippy Wood. 357 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,988 - No, itisn't "Um" Chippy Wood. - It's Chippy Wood. 358 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,904 When Rowntree tests you, you've got to be word perfect. 359 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,198 Any um-ing and er-ing and you're done for. 360 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,991 Now the town and no mistakes. 361 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,748 - (Markland) Town girls? - Town tarts. 362 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,199 - (Brunning) Grammar school? - Smudges. 363 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,955 - All others? - Bloody oiks. 364 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,250 Oiks. Listen. 365 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,875 You do realise it's not just a matter of knowing the answers, 366 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,341 it's how you say it. 367 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,052 One word wrong and you fail the whole test. 368 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,344 (Brunning) And we get beaten. 369 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,672 And you have to take the test all over again. 370 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,558 Right. Raising boaters? 371 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:36,473 Boaters must be raised to masters, wives and friends of College. 372 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,896 No! Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 373 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,566 Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 374 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,238 I'm sorry, Brunning. 375 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:54,499 (4 Choir performs Sanctus from "Missa Luba") 376 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:11,888 (4 Singing in Latin, accompanied by traditional African drumming) 377 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,618 (Music stops) 378 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:40,954 (Music resumes from start) 379 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,753 (All shouting) 380 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,853 (Keating) Get him. Shakedown. 381 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,238 String him up. 382 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,820 Ready? Up. 383 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,739 (All shouting) 384 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,415 (Keating) You love this. You love it. (Biles) You shits. 385 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,080 (Keating) All right, now you can get his trousers. 386 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,539 (Graves) Get his trousers. 387 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,418 (Keating) I'm eating him. I'm eating him. 388 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,998 I'm eating him. 389 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:31,220 Oh, dirty, you've been learning dirty habits. 390 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,597 - (Keating) Let's wash him. - Wash him. 391 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,185 Look, turn it up. 392 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,016 Damn it, Biles. 393 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,063 (Graves) We're gonna clean him up. 394 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:48,403 How do you like that, Biles? 395 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,564 (Keating) There we are. 396 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,737 Come on. Come on. 397 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,864 It's lovely. 398 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,369 (All laughing) 399 00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,241 (Keating) You're loving this, aren't you? Love it, Biles, you love it. 400 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:01,458 Shut up! 401 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,576 Don't you? 402 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,043 (Graves) Enjoy this. Stop moving around, Biles. 403 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,000 Still. 404 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,841 - Like that? - (Biles) No, no. No! 405 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,300 (Boys laughing) 406 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,757 Come on, let's go. 407 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,402 For God's sake, Biles. 408 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:54,512 Excuse me, please, you're standing on my clothes. 409 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,093 (Music Master) Stand up. 410 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,808 Fortissimo. All together. 411 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,101 One. Two. Three. 412 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:05,518 ♪ Stand up, stand up for College 413 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:09,268 ♪ Each manly voice upraise... ♪ 414 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:13,572 (Stephans) I keep having them, sir, these thoughts. 415 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,238 What kind of thoughts? 416 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,204 Dirty thoughts. 417 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,496 We all have temptations to withstand. 418 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,579 It's too strong for me, sir. 419 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,833 Fight the good fight, Stephans. 420 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,883 Yes, sir. 421 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,063 - Run. - Run. 422 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:51,151 (Thomas) Run, run, run, run. Feet. Feet. Feet. 423 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,275 Pull. Pull, Jute. 424 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:55,568 Run, run, run, run. Feet. Feet. 425 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,821 Come on, get it out, lads. Get it out, lads. 426 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,739 Throw the ball. 427 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,157 Throw it farther. 428 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:07,752 Follow! Follow! Follow! Follow! 429 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,623 Follow! 430 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,045 (Laughing) 431 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:20,339 Travis, Cox, Graves, 432 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,262 Jackson, Pearce and Keating. 433 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:30,016 I've told all the boys it's going to be a white Christmas 434 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,313 and I'm always right. 435 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,940 It's my seaweed. 436 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,271 Fisher. 437 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:38,987 Page. 438 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,757 (Rowntree) Bit closer. 439 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:04,929 (Cutlery clattering) 440 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,431 Thank you, Philips. 441 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,689 - What are these? - Muffins. 442 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,059 But I specifically ordered crumpets. 443 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,070 I couldn't get any, I thought these would do. 444 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,489 - It's not up to you to think. - Sorry, Rowntree. 445 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,233 Oh, go away. 446 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,865 Lazy sod. 447 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,954 He gets a little lovelier each day. 448 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,578 - He's a lazy little bugger. - I'll swap you. 449 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,833 Oh, muffins. I like muffins. 450 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,883 You and your wholesome Bobby Philips, 451 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:41,094 you're driving us all mad with jealousy. 452 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,969 Do you know what Partridge in Haig House said to me? 453 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,090 He said, 454 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:48,849 "Why don't you send Bobby Philips on a scum call to us one night 455 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,270 "and we'll send you our Taylor." 456 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,479 - Which one's Taylor? - You know, that little blond. 457 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,393 Oh, don't be disgusting. 458 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,445 What's the matter, Denson, aren't you keen? 459 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,365 Denson's not like the rest of us, he's got standards. 460 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,112 Purity, Denson. 461 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,328 It's just a matter of setting an example. 462 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,701 If we can't set an example, who can? 463 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,790 That's why we're given our privileges. 464 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,538 Admirable sentiments. 465 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:16,045 Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent. 466 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,543 Let's just see. 467 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:30,769 Philips! 468 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,355 Oh, for God's sake, Rowntree. 469 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,516 (Boys laughing) 470 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,862 (Brunning) Come on, Machin. We're waiting. 471 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:43,691 (Machin) Right, Biles' is ready, here. 472 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:46,694 Both sides done. Okay? Okay, freak? 473 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:47,827 Mmm. Lovely. 474 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,494 - Hey, what's mine? - Big one in the middle. 475 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:52,700 Egg? 476 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,293 Philips. Philips, you're wanted. Rowntree. 477 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,592 - Here. - Can I have some more, then? 478 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,433 (Rowntree) Come in. 479 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:26,574 Well? 480 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,826 You'll be scumming for Denson from now on. 481 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,540 All right with you, Richard? 482 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:41,832 Very well, you may go. 483 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,173 Say thank you. 484 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,522 Aries, that's Mick. 485 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,401 "No matter how strong the urge, 486 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,776 "resist any temptation to go into battle this month. 487 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,870 "Otherwise you run the risk of not only being on the wrong side, 488 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,243 "but possibly in the wrong war." 489 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:15,824 So now you know. 490 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:21,125 The whole world will end very soon, 491 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,466 black, brittle bodies peeling into ash. 492 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,388 I'm going bald. 493 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,308 It must be something they put in the soup. 494 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:39,182 I'll look senile before I even leave this dump. 495 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:45,855 "My husband seems to feel it's all right to make love anywhere in the house. 496 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,190 "I cannot agree. 497 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,275 "Surely the bedroom is the right and only place 498 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,782 "for this very private happening." 499 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,123 Hey, have I got bad breath? 500 00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,623 (Travis) There's no such thing as a wrong war. 501 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:04,832 Violence and revolution are the only pure acts. 502 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:11,305 Do you know, in Calcutta, somebody dies of starvation every eight minutes? 503 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,474 Eight minutes is a long time. 504 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:18,562 Every morning I wake up dreaming I've got bad breath. 505 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,149 My whole body's rotting. 506 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,853 (Travis) War is the last possible creative act. 507 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,440 Isn't she beautiful? 508 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,489 Hello, sweetheart. 509 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,243 There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. 510 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:43,545 Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets, 511 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,172 make love once... 512 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,966 ...then die. 513 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,544 Fantastic. 514 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:01,347 What makes me nervous about girls is you never know what they're thinking. 515 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:03,269 Well, I don't think they do think. 516 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,191 Hey. Quick. 517 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:22,497 - You've been drinking alcohol. - No, we haven't. 518 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,751 - Where's the bottle? - What bottle? 519 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,254 Breathe. 520 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,928 Stand up when a whip's in your study. 521 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,472 Get your hands out of your pockets. 522 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,900 Your hair's too long, all of you. 523 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,105 You'll have a two-minute cold shower tomorrow morning. 524 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,899 What in hell are those? 525 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,493 They're my teeth, they're my good luck. 526 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,534 There's still blood on them. 527 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:03,034 They're a breeding ground for bacteria. 528 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:07,086 I'm confiscating them. 529 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,630 You're a degenerate, Travis. 530 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,680 (Hand bell ringing) 531 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:06,145 (Indistinct chatter and singing) 532 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,994 Right, Knightly out. Wallace get under. 533 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,310 Right, Wallace out. Travis get in. 534 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,120 Go on, in the middle. 535 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,415 Back a bit. 536 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,794 Forward a bit. 537 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,278 My time's up, you bastard. 538 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,112 Stay there till I get back. 539 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:06,808 ♪ Glory be to the Father 540 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,969 ♪ And to the Son 541 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,643 ♪ And to the Holy Ghost 542 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:16,602 ♪ As it was in the beginning 543 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:19,776 ♪ Is now and ever shall be 544 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,528 ♪ World without end 545 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,903 ♪ Amen ♪ 546 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:35,291 (Rowntree) The book of Deuteronomy, chapter four, the first verse. 547 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,258 Now therefore hearken, O Israel, 548 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:45,509 unto the statutes and unto the judgements, which I teach you, 549 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:49,513 that ye may live, and go in and possess the land 550 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:53,392 which the Lord God of your fathers giveth unto you. 551 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,812 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, 552 00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:59,982 neither shall ye diminish aught from it, 553 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:05,693 that ye keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you. 554 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:09,488 Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgements. 555 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,241 even as the Lord my God commanded me. 556 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,373 Keep therefore and do them, 557 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,793 for this is your wisdom and your understanding 558 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:22,046 in the sight of the nations, 559 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,048 which shall hear all these statutes, and say, 560 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:30,092 "Surely this nation is a wise and understanding people." 561 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,474 Here endeth the lesson. 562 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:35,764 (Whistle blowing) 563 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,392 Right, through vault, Biles. 564 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,017 Feet together. 565 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,649 Right. Good. Good. 566 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,570 It's a through vault, Machin. 567 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:47,696 Right. 568 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:49,569 Come on, keep your head up. Head up. 569 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,118 Come on, more effort. More effort, Philips. Come on. 570 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,208 Need more push up. Good. 571 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:58,745 Jute, come on. 572 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,297 (Clapping) Come on, Jute. 573 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,881 Jute. Come on. 574 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:10,215 All right. Right, all of you on your toes. Get your sweaters. 575 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,682 (Blows whistle) 576 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,476 Get your sweaters. 577 00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:49,656 Back to the house. Hup. Hup. On you go. Hup, hup, hup. 578 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,858 Come on, Philips. 579 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,778 Hup. Hup. Hup... 580 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,003 (Shouts) War! 581 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:18,138 "War, even to the knife!" 582 00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,432 "England, awake!" 583 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,848 (Grunting) 584 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,691 "Give me another horse." 585 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:30,647 "We are not cotton spinners all, but some love England and her honour yet." 586 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:33,445 "Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily." 587 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,443 (All shouting) 588 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,033 "Death to tyrants." 589 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:47,377 "What stands if Freedom falls? Who dies if England lives?" 590 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:19,867 Blood. 591 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,281 Real blood. 592 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,445 Water, Mrs Kemp? 593 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,199 Lovely day, Mrs Kemp. 594 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,620 Salt, Mrs Kemp? Spring greens, Mrs Kemp? 595 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,955 Dead man's leg, today, Mrs Kemp. 596 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:15,176 Do you need this, Mrs Kemp? 597 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,128 No, thank you. 598 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:23,718 (Bell dings) 599 00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,269 (Rowntree) Quiet. 600 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:30,726 Cheering at College matches has degenerated completely. 601 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:32,935 This will cease. 602 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:37,107 The house will attend the match this afternoon and cheer. 603 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:39,033 Loudly. 604 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:41,615 (All cheering) 605 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:09,810 Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight, College. Fight. Fight. 606 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,031 (Tyres screech) 607 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:25,695 (Engine revving) 608 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,374 (Man) Stop! Bring that back! 609 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,418 Stop! 610 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,756 (Whistles) 611 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:18,823 - Yes? - Two coffees, please. 612 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,833 - Black or white? - White. 613 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:32,920 Black. 614 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:09,127 Sugar. 615 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,806 (J African choral music playing) 616 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,372 Goon, 617 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,714 look at me. 618 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:36,085 I'll kill you. 619 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,464 Look at my eyes. 620 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:43,888 Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror 621 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,809 and my eyes get bigger and bigger, 622 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,681 and I'm like a tiger. 623 00:58:50,318 --> 00:58:51,808 I like tigers. 624 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,104 (Growls) 625 00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:09,919 (African drumming grows stronger) 626 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,333 (Growling) 627 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,902 (Drumming crescendos) 628 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,041 (Music stops) 629 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:11,939 I like Johnny. 630 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:17,686 Scissors. 631 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:19,901 Stone. 632 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:21,611 Paper. 633 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,072 Scissors. 634 01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:26,612 Stone. 635 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:31,666 Paper. 636 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,526 Anything wrong? 637 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,609 No, it's all right, sir, just duty rounds. 638 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,360 You won't be long, will you, sir? 639 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,650 Sorry, Denson, I didn't know it was so late. 640 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:49,153 - Good night, sir. - Good night, Denson. 641 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,743 (Philips) You know, if I pass all the tests, 642 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,917 I'm definitely going to California. 643 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,832 I'm going to be a criminal lawyer. 644 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,961 Of course, it all takes about 20 years. 645 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:06,586 We'll all be dead by then. 646 01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:09,924 Well, I believe in having a goal, that way you succeed. 647 01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:16,768 Actually, that's your trouble, you have no ambition. 648 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:18,645 Oh, I know. 649 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,194 Is your mum coming for Founder's Day? 650 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:30,991 Yes. She's bringing her new husband, my new dad. 651 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:35,370 - What's he like? - Actually, I don't think they're married. 652 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:38,210 I don't care. 653 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:40,997 I don't mind at all about that sort of thing. 654 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:46,214 - I shouldn't mind, should I? - No. 655 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:48,879 Hell, I don't know. 656 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:50,505 (Footsteps approaching) 657 01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:52,345 Quickly. Out the back. 658 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:04,603 Can you explain yourself? What are you up to? 659 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:06,396 Nothing. 660 01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:09,316 Who was with you? 661 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,028 No one. 662 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,308 - What did it feel like? - Like drowning. 663 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,897 What's the most horrible way to die? 664 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:48,614 Getting a moth caught in your eardrum - 665 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:51,484 you hear it as it eats into your brain. 666 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,660 Being flayed alive. 667 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:56,496 That's what the crusaders did to their enemies. 668 01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:00,830 Used to send the neatly-folded skins back to their victims' wives. 669 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,542 Cancer's worse. 670 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,383 My mother took six months. 671 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,512 The night's dead. 672 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,640 You can hardly breathe outside. 673 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:32,191 The thing I'd really hate is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck. 674 01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:34,826 Slowly. 675 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:43,751 I don't see what difference the speed makes. 676 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,998 The speed of the nail. 677 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:58,225 The nail's speed. 678 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:15,033 (Knightly) Shit. 679 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,415 Thank you, my dear. 680 01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:30,420 Of course, there's always a lunatic fringe. 681 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:33,051 There's a certain hard core in the studies. 682 01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:36,255 - Oh, dear. - Yes. 683 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:43,311 We'll have to deal firmly with it in certain instances. 684 01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:46,189 It may be necessary to make a few examples. 685 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,517 The headmaster doesn't like too much thrashing. 686 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:51,065 He wouldn't like College to get a reputation for decadence. 687 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:53,614 - (Denson) Hear, hear. - Of course. Of course. 688 01:05:55,493 --> 01:06:00,033 - And the juniors, how are the juniors? - On the whole, dull. 689 01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:01,158 Oh, dear. 690 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,953 Of course, it's just a matter of proportion. 691 01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:07,624 Unruly elements threaten the stability of the house. 692 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:11,039 It's best to nip them in the bud. 693 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:12,920 Yes. 694 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,133 Well, you must do what you think best. 695 01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:19,806 - (Whips) Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 696 01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:26,854 (Boys singing) 697 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,725 ♪ Love, so amazing 698 01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:33,104 ♪ So divine 699 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:37,612 ♪ Demands my heart 700 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:42,204 ♪ My life, my all 701 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:47,083 The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ. 702 01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:49,753 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost 703 01:06:50,215 --> 01:06:53,048 be with us all evermore. Amen. 704 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,332 (Man) Senior table. 705 01:06:58,973 --> 01:06:59,963 (Bell rings) 706 01:07:00,892 --> 01:07:02,007 Quiet. 707 01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:05,678 As soon as you've finished, 708 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:08,938 juniors to the sweat room and seniors to their studies. 709 01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:10,974 And wait in silence. 710 01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:12,934 Carry on. 711 01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:19,237 Fisher. That's your second bun. I saw you, put it back. 712 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:38,218 (Distant shouting) Travis! 713 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:40,007 Wallace! 714 01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:41,345 Knightly! 715 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:02,029 Comeiin. 716 01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:15,709 Good evening. 717 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,212 I imagine you know why you're here. 718 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:21,173 No. 719 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,761 For being a nuisance, a general nuisance in the house. 720 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:30,312 What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done? 721 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:33,273 Done? It's your general attitude. 722 01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:37,023 - You know exactly what I mean. - Attitude? 723 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:40,234 And we've decided to beat you for it. 724 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:45,243 Stand up properly when the head of house addresses you. 725 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,658 There's something indecent about you, Travis. 726 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,789 The way you slouch about. 727 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:52,667 You think we don't notice you with your hands in your pockets. 728 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:55,332 The way you just sit there looking at everyone. 729 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,423 You three have become a danger to the morale of the whole house. 730 01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:02,127 You can take that cheap little grin off your mouth. 731 01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:04,178 "I serve the nation." 732 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:08,179 You haven't the slightest idea what it means, have you? 733 01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:11,102 To you, it's just one bloody joke. 734 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:13,722 You mean that bit of wool on your tit? 735 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,897 - Christ. - You're in the sixth form now. 736 01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:20,437 You should be prepared to set an example of responsibility. 737 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,981 - You're a nuisance. - You're pathetic. 738 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:24,903 And as such you must be punished. 739 01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,658 Well, have you anything to say? Any of you? 740 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,159 Yes, I have. 741 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,413 The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, 742 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,466 is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum 743 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:43,759 and your best teddy bear to Oxfam. 744 01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:49,887 And expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life. 745 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:56,105 Go down to the gym. 746 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,982 Wait outside. 747 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,230 (Denson) Wallace! 748 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:12,925 (Cane lashing) 749 01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:46,173 (Rowntree) Get up. 750 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,347 (Wallace) Thank you, Rowntree. 751 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:04,397 Only four. 752 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,227 (Denson) Knightly! 753 01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:30,551 (Cane lashing) 754 01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:32,549 Christ, that was a bit low. 755 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,228 Hey, Mick. 756 01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:51,739 - Blood? - Yeah, blood. 757 01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:12,502 (Knightly) Thank you, Rowntree. 758 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:25,519 (Denson) Travis! 759 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:41,247 Get your coat off. 760 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,047 Go to the bars. 761 01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,687 Bend over. 762 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:55,359 (Cane lashing) 763 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,292 Wait till you're told. 764 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,590 Get down. 765 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:30,898 (Cane lashing) 766 01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:44,881 Get up. 767 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:28,554 - Thank you, Rowntree. - Thank you. 768 01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:51,281 (J Distant singing, "Stand up, stand up for College") 769 01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:59,543 (Fortinbras reading in Latin) 770 01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:06,049 Thank you, Fortinbras. Translate, please. 771 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:10,182 (Fortinbras) "And do you not remember, I said, 772 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:15,897 "that we also said that we must conduct the children to war on horseback 773 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:20,440 "to be spectators and, wherever it may be safe, 774 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:25,031 "bring them to the front and give them a taste of blood 775 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,442 "as we do with... 776 01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:31,287 (Reads Latin word) 777 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,998 "As we do with horses." 778 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:38,078 A creditable guess, but no. 779 01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:41,289 Anyone else? 780 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:43,632 A young she-goat? 781 01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:47,299 Look it up, Rowntree. 782 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:56,308 (Reading in Latin) 783 01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:59,189 "A young dog. A whelp, puppy." 784 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:01,600 (Air gun shot) 785 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,736 For the first time in 13 years, 786 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:34,990 College House has won the Bigley Memorial Marathon Chalice. 787 01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:39,491 (All) Hurray! 788 01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:44,128 This house has seen great days, 789 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:46,046 it's going to see them again. 790 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,173 We're back on the right track at last. 791 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:51,549 But I don't want you to think you can relax. 792 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,763 It's up to everyone to pull together. 793 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:57,391 I want to see each one of you going all out. 794 01:20:58,562 --> 01:21:00,553 I know you've got it in you. 795 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:03,514 So let's see College House back on top. 796 01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:06,892 All right. 797 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:10,062 Right. House thump. 798 01:21:10,157 --> 01:21:12,649 (All) College House. College House. 799 01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:15,368 College House. College House. 800 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:17,494 (All cheering) 801 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:56,196 We're on our own now. 802 01:21:57,955 --> 01:21:59,946 What are we going to do? 803 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:05,456 - Trust me? - Of course. 804 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:08,041 When are we going to do it? 805 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:10,881 When I say. 806 01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:44,577 Death to the oppressor. 807 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,704 The Resistance. 808 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:54,129 Liberty. 809 01:22:57,431 --> 01:23:01,140 One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. 810 01:23:08,942 --> 01:23:10,524 Real bullets. 811 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,991 (J Kemp sings gruffly) 812 01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:24,910 ♪ Fairest isle, all isles excelling 813 01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:29,286 ♪ Seat of pleasure 814 01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:33,335 ♪ And of love 815 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:40,840 ♪ Venus here shall choose her dwelling 816 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:50,600 ♪ And forsake her Cyprian grove ♪ 817 01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:54,978 (4 Singing fades into ethereal music) 818 01:24:46,623 --> 01:24:51,038 Space, you see, Michael, is all expanding at the speed of light. 819 01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:58,045 It's a mathematical certainty that somewhere, 820 01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,376 among all those millions of stars, 821 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:03,383 there's another planet where they speak English. 822 01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:22,364 Have a look. 823 01:25:54,941 --> 01:25:59,230 (Reverend) "The Son of God goes forth to war, a kingly crown to gain." 824 01:26:02,115 --> 01:26:03,526 We are all corrupt. 825 01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,820 We are all sinful. 826 01:26:06,536 --> 01:26:09,119 We are all meet to be punished. 827 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:14,700 If a soldier doesn't do his duty, he expects to be punished. 828 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:18,079 There are failures, great and small, 829 01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:20,998 and there are punishments, great and small. 830 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:26,129 But there is one failure, one crime, one betrayal 831 01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:29,431 that can never be forgiven. 832 01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:33,135 And that betrayal is called desertion. 833 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:39,146 The deserter in the face of the enemy must expect to be shot. 834 01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:43,779 Jesus Christ is our commanding officer, 835 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:46,440 and if we desert him, 836 01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:48,817 we can expect no mercy. 837 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:54,657 And we are all deserters. 838 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,041 (J Marching band playing) 839 01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:34,385 (Guns firing) 840 01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:37,100 (Whistle) 841 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:45,601 Now, come over here. 842 01:28:45,695 --> 01:28:47,481 Now, that's our objective, where that tree is, right? 843 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:49,988 Now, listen, D section. Come on, listen. 844 01:28:50,116 --> 01:28:53,234 Hedge junction, four o'clock, bushy top tree. 845 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:55,490 We will attack and destroy that tree. 846 01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:58,322 Right, Bren gun left. Go on. Move. 847 01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:06,288 (Guns firing) 848 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,582 (Whistling) 849 01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:22,263 (Whip) Single file! 850 01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:24,265 Single file! 851 01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:29,402 (Whip) Come on. Keep it, keep it up. 852 01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:34,525 Well done that man on the Bren. 853 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:43,159 (Whip) Rabbit crawl all the way back to base. 854 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,210 Rabbit crawl, man. 855 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,351 (Peanuts yelling) 856 01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:15,483 Stop. What are you doing? It's awful. 857 01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:18,365 You forgot to yell, the yell of hate. 858 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,700 (Yells) 859 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:25,785 It's the yell that counts. Everybody back. 860 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:27,537 At the double. 861 01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,917 Ready? Charge. 862 01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:34,630 (All yelling) 863 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:45,604 (Guns firing) 864 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:48,478 Charge! 865 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:05,744 (Whistle pips) 866 01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,250 (Reverend) Stop there. 867 01:31:07,379 --> 01:31:10,212 Get down. Get down. Get down. 868 01:31:17,931 --> 01:31:19,922 You're all dead. I've won. 869 01:31:26,773 --> 01:31:29,105 (Whip) Get into line. Come on, move. 870 01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:35,858 (Whistle) 871 01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:39,200 (Reverend) All right, Denson, bring your men over here. Hurry up. 872 01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:41,861 Don't dawdle. Now march properly. 873 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:46,081 That's right. Pick up your steps. 874 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:48,583 (Whip) At the double. 875 01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:53,629 (Reverend) Get a move on. Don't hang around. 876 01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:54,752 (Whip) Hurry up. 877 01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:56,675 (Reverend) Who left his rifle here? 878 01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:07,686 Right, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. 879 01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:11,022 D section over here, this is an order. 880 01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:13,149 (Whip) Well, put your rifles down and get over to the tea queue. 881 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,481 - Go on, you. Go on, move. - Hey, Adrian. 882 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:19,481 All right, boys. You keep going. 883 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:23,906 (Gun firing) 884 01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:26,116 (Bullets ricocheting) 885 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:28,365 Take cover. 886 01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,367 Take cover. 887 01:32:31,421 --> 01:32:32,877 Who's there? 888 01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:35,835 Who's there? 889 01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:38,467 Show yourself, whoever you are. 890 01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:40,343 Come out of there. 891 01:32:50,356 --> 01:32:52,438 Empty those rifles at once. 892 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:55,025 Hand over those rifles instantly. 893 01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,938 Come on, hand them over. 894 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:16,751 For the love of God, don't shoot. 895 01:33:20,887 --> 01:33:22,048 (Reverend gasping) 896 01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:24,342 No, no, no. 897 01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,102 (Yells) 898 01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:40,988 I take this seriously... 899 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:43,357 very seriously indeed. 900 01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:47,490 The Reverend Woods might have been quite badly hurt. 901 01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:49,412 Do you realise that? 902 01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:54,539 Now, I want you to apologise to him. Is that clear? 903 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:21,521 Now, you mustn't think that I don't understand. 904 01:34:23,032 --> 01:34:25,023 It's a natural characteristic of adolescence 905 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,822 to want to proclaim individuality. 906 01:34:27,871 --> 01:34:29,612 There's nothing unhealthy about that. 907 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:32,827 It's a quite blameless form of existentialism. 908 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:38,337 This, for instance, is what lies at the heart of the great hair problem. 909 01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:42,417 I think you boys know that I keep an open mind on most things. 910 01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:44,509 And of one thing I am certain, 911 01:34:44,596 --> 01:34:47,588 short hair is no indication of merit. 912 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,678 So often I have noticed that it's the hair rebels 913 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,142 who step into the breach when there's a crisis, 914 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:57,390 whether it be a fire in the house, or to sacrifice a week's holiday 915 01:34:57,525 --> 01:35:01,189 in order to give a party of slum children seven days in the country. 916 01:35:02,530 --> 01:35:04,191 But, of course, there are limits. 917 01:35:04,365 --> 01:35:06,982 Scruffiness of any kind is deplorable. 918 01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:09,776 I think you'd go that far with me? 919 01:35:12,457 --> 01:35:18,874 Now, the fees here are, at present, £643 per annum, 920 01:35:19,631 --> 01:35:22,214 which works out at about 15 guineas a week. 921 01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:24,458 This is no mean sum. 922 01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:26,050 It is the salary, for instance, 923 01:35:26,095 --> 01:35:29,178 of the average trainee supermarket manager. 924 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,390 But on the other hand, it's no more than the cost 925 01:35:32,435 --> 01:35:35,678 of keeping a juvenile delinquent in borstal. 926 01:35:35,813 --> 01:35:39,056 However, this is merely to look at the matter in terms of hard cash, 927 01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:41,354 which is not the only consideration. 928 01:35:42,362 --> 01:35:45,320 There is, above all the question of service. 929 01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:49,529 Those who are given most also have most to give. 930 01:35:51,537 --> 01:35:53,699 Now, you boys are intelligent. 931 01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:57,624 You're too intelligent to be rebels. That's too easy. 932 01:35:58,878 --> 01:36:01,961 And it would be easy to punish you in the normal way. 933 01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:05,923 But I'm going to give you a privilege. 934 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:08,919 Work. Real work. 935 01:36:09,055 --> 01:36:11,638 And I want you to think of this not as a punishment, 936 01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:15,809 but as an opportunity to give, to serve. 937 01:40:43,955 --> 01:40:46,242 (Denson) Guard of honour, shun. 938 01:40:46,749 --> 01:40:48,956 (Bell tolls) 939 01:40:49,085 --> 01:40:52,168 Guard, shoulder arms. 940 01:40:54,257 --> 01:40:57,545 Guard, present arms. 941 01:41:00,763 --> 01:41:04,222 Guard, shoulder arms. 942 01:41:20,866 --> 01:41:23,358 Guard, shoulder arms. 943 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:27,536 - Bishop. - General, how very nice to see you. 944 01:41:27,665 --> 01:41:30,373 Nice to see you after all this time. 945 01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:33,292 - Twenty-seven years? - Twenty-seven years it is. 946 01:41:35,047 --> 01:41:36,378 Yes, right. 947 01:41:37,592 --> 01:41:42,428 ♪ Each manly voice upraise 948 01:41:42,555 --> 01:41:47,550 ♪ Clasp each the hand in brotherhood 949 01:41:47,685 --> 01:41:52,145 ♪ And raise the roof with praise 950 01:41:52,982 --> 01:41:57,943 ♪ And when these days of school are past 951 01:41:58,070 --> 01:42:02,735 ♪ Though near we be or far 952 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:07,990 ♪ We'll cherish still her memory 953 01:42:08,372 --> 01:42:12,787 ♪ 'Gainst fire and flood and foe 954 01:42:13,419 --> 01:42:15,831 ♪ We'll serve her still 955 01:42:15,963 --> 01:42:18,375 ♪ Through good and ill 956 01:42:18,507 --> 01:42:22,717 ♪ As through the world we'll go 957 01:42:23,554 --> 01:42:28,299 ♪ And when these days of school are past 958 01:42:28,434 --> 01:42:32,553 ♪ Though near we be or far 959 01:42:33,230 --> 01:42:37,895 ♪ We'll stand again for College 960 01:42:38,027 --> 01:42:43,238 ♪ Who made us what we are ♪ 961 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:54,999 (Speaking in Latin, with heavy English accent) 962 01:42:56,170 --> 01:42:58,411 (All chanting in Latin) 963 01:43:15,523 --> 01:43:19,767 Your Royal Highness, my Lord Bishop. 964 01:43:19,902 --> 01:43:25,022 General Denson, my lords, ladies and gentlemen. 965 01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:28,115 Today is a day for the future 966 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:30,822 and also a day for the past. 967 01:43:30,871 --> 01:43:34,535 Any institution which has half a thousand years, 968 01:43:34,667 --> 01:43:38,080 one quarter of the Christian era stretching behind it, 969 01:43:38,170 --> 01:43:40,787 is bound to have a sense of the past. 970 01:43:41,924 --> 01:43:45,792 But in point of fact, there can be few places where tradition is examined 971 01:43:45,845 --> 01:43:48,507 with such a critical eye as this college. 972 01:43:48,639 --> 01:43:51,222 A constant self-appraisal is going on. 973 01:43:51,350 --> 01:43:53,887 And, indeed, changes are happening so fast 974 01:43:54,019 --> 01:43:56,852 that even as I speak, these words are out of date. 975 01:43:56,981 --> 01:43:58,688 (Polite laughter) 976 01:43:59,734 --> 01:44:03,068 But first I want to introduce General Denson, 977 01:44:03,195 --> 01:44:06,904 who, of course, needs no introduction either as a national hero 978 01:44:07,199 --> 01:44:09,611 or as an old boy, General Denson. 979 01:44:17,168 --> 01:44:18,624 (General) Thank you, Headmaster. 980 01:44:18,753 --> 01:44:22,542 Your Royal Highness, my Lord Bishop, my lords, ladies and gentlemen, 981 01:44:22,673 --> 01:44:23,834 men of College. 982 01:44:23,924 --> 01:44:25,835 Now, you chaps are probably thinking 983 01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:28,418 there's nothing much an old soldier like me can teach you. 984 01:44:28,554 --> 01:44:30,511 Well, you may be right. 985 01:44:30,639 --> 01:44:32,721 All the same, I'm going to have a shot at it. 986 01:44:32,850 --> 01:44:35,512 First thing... you're lucky. 987 01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:37,555 Yes, a lot of men would give their eye teeth 988 01:44:37,688 --> 01:44:39,599 to be sitting where you're sitting now. 989 01:44:39,732 --> 01:44:41,314 You are privileged. 990 01:44:41,442 --> 01:44:43,479 Now, for heaven's sake, don't get me wrong. 991 01:44:43,611 --> 01:44:46,319 There is nothing the matter with privilege 992 01:44:46,447 --> 01:44:48,734 as long as we're ready to pay for it. 993 01:44:48,908 --> 01:44:55,154 It's a very sad thing, but today it is fashionable to belittle tradition. 994 01:44:55,539 --> 01:44:59,908 The old orders that made our nation a living force 995 01:45:00,044 --> 01:45:04,129 are, for the most part, scorned by modern psychiatrists, 996 01:45:04,256 --> 01:45:07,044 priests, pundits of all sorts. 997 01:45:07,176 --> 01:45:10,589 But what have they got to put in their place? Hm? 998 01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:13,676 Oh, politicians talk a lot about freedom. 999 01:45:13,849 --> 01:45:17,058 Well, freedom is the heritage of every Englishman 1000 01:45:17,144 --> 01:45:19,761 who speaks with the tongue that Shakespeare spoke. 1001 01:45:20,064 --> 01:45:23,898 But, you know, we won't stay free unless we're ready to fight. 1002 01:45:24,193 --> 01:45:25,683 And you won't be any good as fighters 1003 01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:28,152 unless you know something about discipline. 1004 01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:30,021 The habit of obedience, 1005 01:45:30,199 --> 01:45:33,692 how to give orders and how to take them. 1006 01:45:34,286 --> 01:45:37,199 Never mind the sneers of the cynics. 1007 01:45:37,498 --> 01:45:43,164 Let us just be true to honour, duty, national pride. 1008 01:45:43,254 --> 01:45:46,713 We still need loyalty, we still need tradition. 1009 01:45:46,966 --> 01:45:48,001 (People coughing) 1010 01:45:48,092 --> 01:45:51,084 If we look around us at the world today, what do we see? 1011 01:45:51,178 --> 01:45:54,921 We see bloodshed, confusion, decay. 1012 01:45:54,974 --> 01:45:59,559 I know the world has changed a great deal in the past 50 years. 1013 01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:03,897 But England, our England, doesn't change so easily. 1014 01:46:04,024 --> 01:46:08,393 And back here in College today, I feel, and it makes me jolly proud, 1015 01:46:08,487 --> 01:46:11,696 that there is still a tradition here which has not changed. 1016 01:46:11,740 --> 01:46:14,732 And, by God, it isn't going to change. 1017 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:16,275 (Applause) 1018 01:46:16,412 --> 01:46:20,155 It's up to all of you chaps to give the world a lead. 1019 01:46:20,332 --> 01:46:23,245 It is Britain's tradition that you have learnt here. 1020 01:46:23,377 --> 01:46:27,962 Self-reliance, service, self-sacrifice, the tradition of College. 1021 01:46:28,632 --> 01:46:31,374 And it's up to all of us to reassure the world 1022 01:46:31,510 --> 01:46:34,593 by our unquestioning obedience that we still hold... 1023 01:46:36,181 --> 01:46:37,637 My God, we're on fire. 1024 01:46:37,850 --> 01:46:41,309 Don't panic. Don't panic. Women first. 1025 01:46:42,688 --> 01:46:46,101 Break open the windows. Don't panic. 1026 01:46:46,150 --> 01:46:49,563 Don't shove. Don't panic. Don't panic. 1027 01:46:50,029 --> 01:46:52,111 - Women and children... - Don't panic. 1028 01:46:52,197 --> 01:46:53,904 Oh, my God. 1029 01:46:54,992 --> 01:46:58,656 Come on, stand up. Stand up, stand up for College. 1030 01:46:58,704 --> 01:47:01,366 Each manly voice upraise. 1031 01:47:02,291 --> 01:47:04,623 (All coughing) 1032 01:48:22,871 --> 01:48:26,535 Break open the armoury. Every man a rifle. Keep low. 1033 01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:28,783 Keep low. Rabbit crawl. 1034 01:48:42,224 --> 01:48:45,467 Infiltrate their flank. Get a Bren gun on their flank. Now, come on, jump to it. 1035 01:48:55,362 --> 01:48:57,478 Bastards! Bastards! 1036 01:48:57,614 --> 01:48:59,104 Bastards! 1037 01:49:01,410 --> 01:49:03,276 (Headmaster) Stop! Stop! 1038 01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,995 Stop firing! 1039 01:49:06,123 --> 01:49:08,364 Cease fire! Cease firing! 1040 01:49:11,128 --> 01:49:14,086 Boys! Boys, I understand you! 1041 01:49:14,173 --> 01:49:16,255 Listen to reason and trust me! 1042 01:49:16,341 --> 01:49:17,547 Trust me! 1043 01:49:33,692 --> 01:49:38,937 (J Organ plays "Stand up, stand up for College") 1044 01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:32,286 (4 Sanctus from the "Missa Luba" sung by Les Troubadours du Roi Baudouin)